god bless the onion

so here's some interesting news i found. i hope you find it as funny as i did.

you know you're becoming famous when ...

you make the 10 o'clock news for microwaving a penis.

True Story.

A few days ago in Pennsylvania, a guy decided to fill a fake dick with his urine in order to pass a drug test. He and his girlfriend were on the road to take the test when they stopped at a gas station and had the clerk put it in the microwave so that the urine was at room temperature.

So that's it end of story right?

Wrong.

The clerk thought the penis was real. He believed that it had been severed so he called the cops and reported the couple.

I'm not really sure who deserves the dumbass award this time ...


listen to this sound and tell him what you think.