because valentine's day is for lovers . . .

well, just read this.

and can you say the word muahcalick?

America's Got Talent Clip: Busty Heart Uncensored

*see post label

i convinced someone recently that they really wouldn't mind being in a three-way. but in order to convince this person of this, the established ratio (their standards, not mine) are as follows:

1 girl

2 men (bisexual men that is, purely for the purpose of not being afraid of each others' balls touching)

My personal standards, you ask?

1 me

2 women.

and they better be bi.

what would be the point if they weren't?