9.14.2006

you know you're becoming famous when ...

you make the 10 o'clock news for microwaving a penis.

True Story.

A few days ago in Pennsylvania, a guy decided to fill a fake dick with his urine in order to pass a drug test. He and his girlfriend were on the road to take the test when they stopped at a gas station and had the clerk put it in the microwave so that the urine was at room temperature.

So that's it end of story right?

Wrong.

The clerk thought the penis was real. He believed that it had been severed so he called the cops and reported the couple.

I'm not really sure who deserves the dumbass award this time ...


listen to this sound and tell him what you think.

6 comments:

erin said...

That's just sick...

i'm mad at you now.

Holland Chase said...

check your email -- genius.

Katie said...

i heard a story sort of like that...an old lady cut off her husband's manhood when he died because she wanted something to remember him by, and that had made her happy for so long.
true story.

Holland Chase said...

That's gross. You can only imagine why she would want that ... to pass a drug test, duh.

erin said...

i'm gonna puke katie!

Katie said...

haha...poor erin has a sensitive stomach.