i convinced someone recently that they really wouldn't mind being in a three-way. but in order to convince this person of this, the established ratio (their standards, not mine) are as follows:
1 girl
2 men (bisexual men that is, purely for the purpose of not being afraid of each others' balls touching)
My personal standards, you ask?
1 me
2 women.
and they better be bi.
what would be the point if they weren't?
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okay...it's fine for you to have a threesome because you're single.
but if you're dating someone and you or your partner approaches you with the "let's have a threesome", it usually indicates that that person is cheating.
just for your info....
so predictable. lol.
either that katie or they just want permission first.
or maybe they just wanna spice up the sex life.
okay, whatever.
but when you two have a girlfriend come beg your for a threesome and then you find out two weeks later that they've been cheating, don't come crying to me.
fine. i won't.
you can cry to me if you need to
see katie, erin is sweet. why can't you be that way?
i'm sweet, but not to people who are unwilling to admit that i'm right.
you know i'm sweet....i helped you with school work all the time. i let you BEAT me....we've been through so much.
we've experienced being sprayed by our history teacher with wasp spray. we've suffered being picked on by weird student teachers.
i'm sweet.
you forgot the part were mason actually sprayed me in the mouth with wasp spray.
but other than that you are dead on.
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