8.03.2007

feeling a smidge dirty

Yesterday at Captain D's, where I ate like a friggin hippo, I saw this guy with a perfect porn star mustache. I wanted it so bad, but then I remembered that I can't grow one; it won't "cum" in thick enough.

6 comments:

Heather said...

fuck off you dirty bastard!

Katie said...

you're so gross.

erin said...

Charming. Blame the tick head in your rear.

Katie said...

ew seth. you got a tick in your ass?

Holland Chase said...

yeh. he got me 2 x's. as in there is now two swollen bumps on my caboose.

Katie said...

ahhaha that's great stuff.