erin made me take acid

So, you see, these seagulls here, they have an accent. I think they're from Brooklyn or something. They come from the coast of Lake Erie. If you go there though, look out! They'll steal your food. I mean, they're swift like that, man. So just watch your back. Lord knows you gotta eat.

But there's some down here too. Seagulls i mean. They have a southern accent though, but I bet you coulda guessed that yourself. Oh and they're, they're nicer . . . much nicer. They won't steal your food. But they might ask you for it. They might say, "Can I have sum of that therre foooood you gought in that therre bag. Only if you ain't gonna eat et." Their favorite is duck, but they don't get it much. Make sure if you do give em some duck that you don't tell em what it is. Ducks and seagulls don't along so it would make them all have big heads and they might explode. That would be a bloody mess. Unless you wanna clean it up. If that's the case, then feel free. Have a ball. Send me pictures. The fridge is looking kinda bare these days, y'know?

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