Last night one of my friends, Jamie, came over to watch Red Eye with me. Blah blah blah, I already talked about that I know. But mom just came into my room and practically accused me of fucking her. Then she started spouting off "rules" for me to abide by when I have girls come over.
First, Jamie is like a little sister to me. I look out for her, we hang out from time to time, no big deal. There's no way I would/could ever screw her.
Second, when I was dating the whore, who shall remain nameless, they never said anything like this. They even left for a trip on prom night that year.
How fucking stupid is this?
I feel like I'm back in Junior High.
I'm ready to leave.
And finals are kicking my ass before I even take them.
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15 comments:
a little sister eh??
you do live in arkansas dude.
geez that's insane.
and mike...you're a loser. ;)
oh c'mon!!!!!
i think it's hilarious. it's the only thing we northerners get to make fun of southerners about!!
The only thing? I can think of at least three more for both Southerners and Northerners. ;)
can i say i don't fit in either category??
no.
because instead you are a half breed.
kinda like a semariten to a jew.
ha. erin could be considered an incest yankee. =)
except i'm not incest... nor a yankee.
more of a poser yank.
but she's right -- not incest. that makes no sense.
i'm still thinking semaritan.
Ok for one thing, it's Samaritan, if you're gonna knock on a religion/race/whatever, at least spell it right.
Another thing, thanks for the add to the blogroll.
I knew I didn't spell it right, but didn't feel like looking it up.
Thanks for the kick in the balls and you're welcome.
you deserved that.
Wasn't so much a kick in the balls as it was a slap across the face.
wow, that makes me feel better.
little brother... little brother... little brother...
for all the times they didn't say anything, consider it a break--you know how they are--you just don't get down in edward's house, (or give the appearance thereof).
and, the older you get, the more you realize that "little sister" bit is really just "pussy in a glass jar" --break in case of an emergency. i will bet you one of my electric guitars (i won't bet the taylor) that she digs you. without question, you could "suddenly develop feelings for her", i.e. feel like you need a piece, and she'd be all for it.
glad to hear you kicked all your finals asses. (even the math one).
be down on sunday.
and these two comments are decidely borderline emo:
"I feel like I'm back in Junior High."
"I'm ready to leave."
i don't care if you've added another wrist cutter to your blogroll or not, cut that shit out.
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